This is not a vampire movie. Vampires burst into flames and die slowly and painfully in sunlight, not glitter like fairies. I don’t really know what those posing, pouting, entirely unintimidating things were, but they sure as hell weren’t vampires.

PiratePaige @ imdb.com, reviewing Twilight: New Moon.

Couldn’t. agree. more.



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